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至今我的生活是這樣Here'ssofar:蹲過大牢失去過夢中情人lostofdreams,被狠狠扁過andgotbuttkickedprettygood.仍然事情得更加糟糕thingscouldaworse.噢對Oh,that's我就要摔成肉餅了I'mtodeath.不是吧Guesstheycan't.你也許會問怎會如此結?How'ditallcomethis,youask?結局早已是注定的Myendstartsatthebeginning.從最初就注定了Theverybeginning.是的那就我Yes,that'sme.我有一個非常正常的童年Ifairlystandardchildhood.我出生于你們所說的破碎的家Icamefrom,whatyoumightcall,ahome.字面意義上的破碎Literallybroken.

實用文案這是你的跟班他照顧你的Hereyourminion.Hewilltakecareofyou.還有這個你的奶嘴Andhereis你的命運是..Youaredestined我沒有聽清楚最后的那一部分不過起來很重要Ididn'tquitehearthatlastpart,butitsoundedimportant....二一-命是?one.-Destinedforwhat?我出發去尋找我的人生Isetouttofinddestiny.另一個格蘭普象限的小鬼與我的想法完全一致TurnsoutakidtheGlaupunktquadranthadtheexactsameidea.就是那天我遇到了大好人先生..ThatwastheImetMr.GoodyTwo-Shoes......那時我們閃亮的人生軌跡開始...andourgloriousrivalrywasborn.難道這個就是我命運CouldthisbewhatIdestinedfor?奢華的夢幻般的生活Alifewithluxury.顯然不是的Apparently就連命運也會按喜好挑選Evenfatepicksfavorites.我在八天大的時候我和我的親在一起Iwaseightdaysoldandlivingwithparents.很悲劇吧Howsadisthat?顯然這個時候該改變了Clearlyitwastimeon.文案大全

沒啥big一個截然不同的人生等著我Amuchdifferentfateawaitedme.寶寶真體Ababy!thoughtful.

實用文案噢是是的我到它就想了你Oh,yes.Yes,Iitandthoughtof幸運的是我找到了一個小小的個叫家的地方LuckilyIfoundalovelyplacecallhome.我們能留下它么Canwekeepit?這個地方教育我對和錯Aplacetaughtthedifferencesbetweenright...的區別...and大好人先生Mr.GoodyTwo-Shoes,onother過著衣來伸手飯來張口的日子hadlifetohimasilverplatter.我們的寶寶會飛呀Ourbaby是的是的你寶寶最強了親的Yes,yes,nothingbuttheforyou,darling.飛行能力刀槍不入無發型Theofflight,invulnerability,andgreathair.我又更加更加強的本領ButIsomethingfargreater.強大的智慧.....Myintellect......我有能制造破壞力超強的工具...andknackforbuildingobjectsof在幾年的良好表現后Afterfewyears,withsometimeoffforgoodbehavior,我有機會能繼續深造...Iwasanopportunitytobettermyselfthroughlearning......通過一個叫學校的奇怪地方astrangeplacecalledshool.文案大全

在那里我再次遇到了大好人先生wastherethatIagainintoGoodyTwo-Shoes.在那里他已經有了他的腦殘粉絲團了Healreadyamassedagiganticarmyofsoft-headedgroupies.他用美味食物Heboughttheiraffectionswithshowmanship收買友情andextravagantgiftsofdeliciousness.所以我也要做爆米花然贏得這群盲目份子的喜愛SoI,too,willthispopp-edcornwinoverthosemindlessdrones.熄燈Lightsout.從那時我學到了艱辛的一:That'swhenIlearnedaverylesson:好人總是受到愛戴Goodreceivesthepraiseadulation,干壞事的就是要去蹲墻角whilesentquiet-thecorner.看來我無法合群Sofittinginwasn'treallyanoption.當他們在學唱兒歌時..WhiletheywerelearningItsyBitsy...我在學習如何將生物脫水然后按照意愿水化它們...Ilearneddehydrateanimateobjectsandrehydratethemat有些時候覺只有小跟班和我一起與全世界為敵Somedays,itfeltlikeitwasjustmeMinionagainstworld.不管我怎么努力matterItried,我永遠都不合群

Iwasalwaystheoddmanout,是剩下的那個thelastonepicked,永遠一團糟是老鼠屎thescrew-theblacksheep...瞄準他Get...壞孩子怪!badboy.-Freak!傻逼Weirdo!這就是我的命運?thisdestiny?等等也許錯Wait,maybeitwas.當壞蛋不就是我最拿手的嗎BeingbadthethingI'mgood我恍然大悟如果我是個壞孩子Thenitme:Ifwastheboy,我就要當最壞的那個thenIwasgoingtobethebaddestboyofthemall.我命中注定會成為超級大壞蛋Iwasdestinedtobeasuper-villain,我們生來就是對手andweweredestinedtoberivals.生死已注定Thediehadbeen

實用文案Hesome.我也不遜色Iwouldalmostwin他的名號是曼城衛士蠻的守護者HetookthenameMetroMan,defenderofMetrocity.我打算取一個低調點的名字超大壞蛋Idecidedtopicksomethingamorehumble:Megamind...不可比擬的英俊的犯罪天才一罪惡的主人...incrediblyhandsomecriminalgeniusmasterofvillainy.超級大壞蛋下班了再看開Readonyourtime.Openup.-嘿-呸-Hey!-噢早上好典官Oh,morning,Warden.好消息哦我過自新了Greatnews:I'machangedman,and...作為合格的公民我以重返社會了...andreadyre-entersocietyasasolidcitizen.你是個惡棍而永遠是個惡棍You'revillain,you'llalwaysbeavillain.你根本沒有改過也別想著離開You'llneverchange,andyou'llneverleave.你真搞笑我那不朽史詩般的終身事業就這樣開始了andsoanenduring,epic,lifelongcareer.我愛這份工作Andlovedit.我們的恩怨越來越錯綜復雜Ourbattlesquicklygotmoreelaborate.他贏了幾次文案大全

You'refun.有人給你寄了份禮物Yougotapresentinthemail.是狗狗嗎Ispuppy?曼城衛士給你的希你珍惜85次無期徒刑的每分每秒FromMetroMan."Tocounteveryof

實用文案your85lifesentences."真好玩沒想曼城衛士也會幸樂禍That'sfunny.Neverthoughtwasthegloating噢但品位的確不錯我你保管吧Oh,buthedoeshavenicetaste.thinkI'llkeep能不能不要拖延我的時間了Anyyoucouldgivethe今天曼城衛士博物館開放我想遲到Idon'twanttobelatefortheopeningoftheMetro噢不看你要錯過了Ohno.Looksyou'remissit,錯過好幾千年byseveralthousandyears.噢是Oh,amI?曼城曼城士日快樂HappyManDay,City.在這美麗的日子美麗城市beautifulinbeautifuldowntown,我們有幸向這個美麗的人致敬曼城衛士wherewe'reheretohonorabeautifulMetroMan.他的心胸似海洋但更廣Hisheartoceanthat'sinsidebiggerocean.這些年他用的超視力一直看著我們Foryearshe'sbeenwatchinguswithhissuper-vision,用他的超能力解救我們用他那寬廣的愛心照顧我們savinguswithhissuper-strengthcaringforwithhissuper-heart.現在我們回報他的時候到了Nowourturntogiveback.這里是洛克斯安瑞馳文案大全

ThisisRoxanneRitchi,reporting在曼城衛士博物館落成典禮現發回的報道fromdedicationofMetroMuseum.喔好的剛他們讓你在廣播里念的那一段Wow.thestufftheyreadon-air,真難以置信都狂了that'sun-freaking-believable.It'scrazy.那是我自己寫的哈Iwrotethatpiecemyself,Hal.其實我想說的是WhatIwastryingsaywas,在現代社會里Ican'tbelievethatinoursociety,還能出現藝術的美感真是難得啊theylike,actualartgetthe補救的不錯啊哈-save,Hal.-Whatarewe...我們去喝杯咖啡什么的吧Like,justacoffeeorsomething.拜托今天曼城士節的大日on,it'stimetointheMetroManDayspirit.如果我是曼城衛士的話Well,IwereMetroMan,決不會讓超級大壞蛋綁你那么多次wouldn'tbekidnappingalltime.-這是最最最重要的事-你貼心哈-That'sfirst-That'ssweet,Hal.我會像澳洲野犬照顧孩子一樣看著你AndI'dbewatchingyou,likedingowatchesababy.好吧那聽來..OK,thatsounded...

實用文案哎呀帥哥要你一程不-好那聽起來有點怪-是確實一點-OK,thatsoundedaweird.bit.Yeah.你的鬼臉讓我也感到怪怪的Andyou'reaweirdface,andthat'smakingmefeelweird.重點是我會著你就...Thepointis,Iwouldwatchyoulikesomeone...不是愛我們沒戀愛我是說我愛你Notlove.We'renotinlove.notsayingIloveyou.嘿不怎么樣我愛Hey,IloveWhatever.但是我又有說就像我愛著你我說..ButnotsayingI'mlovewithyou.I'm洛克斯安洛克斯安Roxanne?Roxaroo?-什.什么嘿..-Whoa...-Hey...好好上班政府花錢又不是讓你手好閑的Getbacktowork.Thecitydoesn'tpayyouloaf.-不!同志們你們干什么-Freeze!-Whoa.doing,guys?是我我是獄官me!It'sthewarden.喂開Hey!Openup!不你這些笨蛋我們他耍了No,fools.He'strickedus.你說得沒錯Youright.我一直都會是個大壞蛋alwaysbevillain.文案大全

Well,hellogood-Iooking.Needlift?當然要啊你條聰明絕頂的魚Certainlydo,youfantasticfish,you.-快上車吧-我自由了-Getthecar,you.free!是嗎Right?你送我的手表太贊了小班Nicesendingthewatch,Minion.-那還用說老-用打-Youit,boss.成功大家起來舉起雙手Allright,yourhandsintheair.女士們先生們歡曼城衛士Ladiesgentlemen,yourMetro-你們在等誰-曼衛!-yourman?-MetroMan!是的曼城Yeah,MetroCity!來吧舉高們的手on.itnow.把手都給我來很好Giveittome.Righton.GimmethegoodAllright.嘿曼城Hey,MetroCity.嘿嘿Hey.Hey.你們都知道你都知道我是低調的Youknow,know,justwanttobringdownbit.小伙子們小聲謝謝們朋們Boys,alower.Thankyou,fellas.現在來點實際的Let'sgetrealfora

對的對的對That'sright.That'sright.That'sright.盡管有了博物館是非常非常酷的事情Althoughgettingwholesuper-cool,issuper-cool,但你們知道我最大榮譽是什么嗎youthegreatesthonoryou'vegivenis?你們真的想知道嗎真嗎Doreallywanttoknow?Really?那我來告訴你們you.你們給我的最大榮譽就是..

實用文案你的小嘴兒越來越甜了Youalwayswhattosay.噢我的腦蠅當想你們啦Oh,thebrain-botscertainlymissedyou,想你們的老爹不那最調皮的搗蛋鬼呢Didmissyourdaddy?Who'samenacingcyborg?是你啊是的就你不咬Youare.Yes,youare.biting.不不不不不No,no,no,no.要扳手?去回來吧YouwantthetheThegreatesthonoryou'vegivenislettingmeserveyou,...讓我為你們服務幫助城的市民thehelplesspeopleofMetro每天結束的時候Andattheendofevery我常常問自己well,Ioftenask如果沒有你們我會誰...whowouldIbewithoutyou?-我你城衛士-我愛你們市民朋友-Iloveyou,MetroMan!-Andloveyou,randomcitizen.我跟你說小跟班沒什能比得自己的邪惡老窩了Iyou,Minion.There'snoplaceevil我特地為您保持潮濕陰冷I'vekeptitcoldanddampjustforyou,我看起來怎樣小根?我起來很邪惡不HowdoIlook,Ilookbad?先生您恐得一塌糊涂Disgustinglyhorrifying,文案大全

-噢快看現在歡笑又回來了-Oh,lookatthat.-Now,tolaughing.她快醒了快備干活She'sQuick,towork.瑞馳小姐我又見面了MissRitchi,meetagain.把袋子洗了你會死啊Woulditkillyoutowash瑞馳小姐你就扯起嗓子喊吧Youscreamallyouwish,MissRitchi.你喊破喉嚨也不會有人聽見的I'mafraidnoonecanhearyou.為..為么你不叫啊screaming?瑞馳小姐如你不介意的話MissRitchi,don'tmind?就像這...Likethis...但是那是可女士的叫法Butthat's,that'sapoorladyscream.他比我擅長些He'sabetter.這個是不是在那個傻叉超級惡棍網站上

實用文案Istheresomekindofnerdysuper-villainsite搞到的特斯拉線圈和閃光按鍵whereyougetTeslacoilsblinky事實上大部都是從..Actually,mostitcomesfromoutletstorein...不要接話Don'tthat.-羅尼亞買的-不要停-Romania.-Don't!Stop!她在用她那記者的小伎倆She'susingreporterskills從你不設防的腦袋里挖我們的秘密onyourwilledmindtofindoutoursecrets.這點小伎倆對我沒用Suchtrickswon'tworkonme...-能說慢點嗎-妖精-Pleaseslower....temptress.你有什么秘密一眼看穿了Whatsecrets?You'resopredictable.看穿了看穿Predictable?Predictable?噢你這個看穿了Oh,callthispredictable?你的短吻鱷嘛是的Youralligators.Yes.耶在的路上我就想到了Yeah,Iwasthinkingaboutitontheover.那這個呢砰在臉上What'sthis?Boom!Inyourface.-陳濫調不看這個-Cliche.-No!Look,watch.-幼震吧-Juvenile.-Shockandawe.文案大全

-沒新意噢這多可怕啊-Tacky.-it'sscary!-見過了那個呢-Seenit.-this浮夸Garish.-好吧蜘蛛還有點新意-蜘蛛?-OK,spider'snew.-Spider?是的蜘蛛Yes.The...Thespee-ider.即使被這只致命黑寡婦咬一小口EventhesmallestArachnisdeathicus就會徹底癱掉...willinstantlyparalyze...幫我趕走它咬我GetitItme!放棄吧超級壞蛋你的劃就沒成功過Giveitup,Megamind.Yourplansneverwork.別浪費時間了趕給男朋友打話吧Let'sstopwastingtimecallyourboyfriendintights,shallwe?很榮幸的能把這個新博物館獻給給曼城衛士iswithgreatpleasurethatIpresentMetrohisnew有請please.-曼城衛!嘿我孩子看不見-MetroMan!Mykidcan't-超級大壞蛋-噢好極了曼衛士-Megamind!-Oh,bravo,呸Boo!沒錯我一玩呸Yes,Icanplayalongtoo.Boo!我早知道你會來鬧場子

實用文案Should'veknownyou'dtrytocrashparty.等等噢不僅是鬧場子這么簡單Oh,intendtodomorethancrashit.今天會讓你和蠻城都會很難忘ThisisadayandMetrocityshallforget.是讀作曼城pronouncedCity!吃葡萄不吐葡萄皮Potato-tomato,potato-tomato.我們都知道結局會怎么樣那是你再次入獄Wethisends:Withyoubehindbars.正在我的海豹皮靴里發抖呢I'mshakingincustombabysealleatherboots.你就要永別蠻城了不的話這你最后一次YouwillleaveMetrocity,orthiswillthelast聽到洛克斯安瑞馳話了youeverofRoxanneRitchi.洛克斯安不要慌洛絲Roxanne!Don'tpanic,Roxie.-我上就到是的我慌張-I'monway.-Yeah,I'mpanicking.要想阻止我你先找到我吧曼城衛士Inordertostopme,youneedtofindMetroMan.我們在廢棄的瞭望臺We'reattheabandonedobservatory.不不的No,we'renot!不要聽她的她瘋掉了Don'tlistentoher.She'scrazy.曼城衛士就要到了先Metroapproaching,文案大全

Holdonasecond.噢我的天Oh,heavens!你沒想到我們是在真的瞭望臺吧Youdidn'tyouwereintherealobservatory,you?準備發射死亡射線小班Readytheray,Minion.死亡射線準發射Deathray,readying.看這里我的朋友Overhere,friend.友情提醒下你進我的陷阱啦Incaseyouhaven'tnoticed,you'vefallenrightintotrap.你無法打敗正義這一種理想種信念Youcan'ttrapjustice.It'sanidea,abelief.就算最虔誠的信念也會被時間所侵蝕Eventheheartfeltbeliefbecorrodedovertime.正義是耐腐蝕的金屬Justiceisacorrosivemetal.但是金屬被復仇的火焰融化Butmetalscanbemeltedtheheatofrevange.是仇恨最好凍起來"revenge,"andit'sbestservedcold.但能用微波爐方便的進行加熱Butitcanbeeasilyreheatedtheofevil.我想保修期快到了吧Well,Ithinkwarrantyisabouttoexpire.或許我能延長保修期Ianwarranty.不正確使用該產品保修是無效的Warrantiesareinvalidifyoudon'tusethe

productforitsintendedpurpose.噢姑們姑們你都很漂我回家了不Oh,girls,you'rebothpretty.Cangonow?當然可以了如果曼城衛士抗住Ofcourse.Thatis,ifMetroManwithstand太陽的聚光concentratedpowerofsun!發射Fire!小跟班發射Minion.Fire?-先還在預熱中你說什?-It'sstillup,sir.-again?-預中生預中太陽還要預熱-Warmingup,-Warmingup?Thesuniswarmingup?就一下下..Onemore...就一下下一下一下下下...tippy-tappytippy-tap-tap,tip-topmore,-我馬上就準備..說實話-andwereadyinHonestly!我就來了洛絲Onway,Roxie.都跟你說了要準備好都了無數次了Itohavethingsready.toldyoucountlesstimes.為嘛老是怪我doyoualwaysblameme?蜘蛛毒讓我開始抽風Myspiderisactingup.你的計劃又打了水漂了承認吧YourplanisJustadmit文案大全

實用文案是啊希望次能行Yeah,luckwiththatone.你站哪邊Whosesideyouon?-輸的一邊-謝謝-Thelosingside.-Thankyou.能給我的綁架貴賓卡上多積一分嗎CouldstampmyFrequentKidnappingCard?這個活動早就到期了Youofpeopleknowdiscontinuedthatpromotion.-各位再見了-下老時間見嗎-Ciao-all!-timenextweek?見鬼!金罩Dag!Crabnuggets!-他在講啥-金剛罩-Whatdidhejustsay?-"Crabnuggets"?天啊我飛出去Fackledfishcracker!還剩十秒Tensecondsfullpower.-天吶我困住了-十...-Goodlord,I'mtrapped.-Ten...-他又搞什么東東九..-whatoftrickeryisthis?-你這個瘋子八..-Youmadgenius.-你終于得逞了七..-darkgifthasfinallypaidoff.-有嗎...六..-has?...six...這個穹頂鍍了銅Thisisobviouslylinedwithcopper.-是的怎樣先...-So?Sir...

-銅盡了我的能量...二..-drainspowers.-你弱點居然是銅...一..-weaknessiscopper?-開笑吧充滿-You'rekidding,right?-Fullpower.我覺得他這次死翹翹了Idon'tthinkevenhecouldsurvive還是不抱希望吧Well,let'snotgetourupjustyet.-快看曼衛!-Look!-MetroMan!曼城衛士MetroMan.曼城衛士MetroMan!-你到了先生-我到了嗎-You...Youdidit,sir.-did他做到了Hedidit.-我到了他做到了-IdidHedidit.-你到了先生-我到了-Youit,sir.-didit!-你到了我做到了蠻城是我的啦-You-didit!Metrocityismine!

實用文案they'regivingoutawards,-我跟在你后面什獎么獎為啥獎-I'mgonnaberighttherenexttoyou.-Whatawards?Whatawards,forwhat?放音樂Hitit!放下武器Drop'em!首先真是天大逆轉啊Firstoff,whataturnout.很瘋狂吧Howwildisthis?我所做的就是鏟除了全宇宙最強悍的人AllIeliminatemostpowerfulmaninuniverse.還有什么問題嗎是后面位Aretherequestions?Goon.Yes!Youintheback.我肯定大家都想知道你怎么處置我們和這座城市I'mwe'dliketowhatyouplantodousandthiscity.很好真高你問這個問題Good,gladyouaskedthat.想想下你們能想到的最恐怖Imaginehorrible,terrifying,最邪惡的事情-你到了先生-我到了是的我我-Youit,-Ididit!Yeah,me!-是我做到了-我們我們一起做到了-Yes,Ididit!-Us!Webothdid-不我們是我-你比我做的-Notus!You,amore-多么一點比你多的多-mebutstill,comeon!lotthanyou.他們什么時候頒獎文案大全

evilthingpossiblyof,然后再乘以六andmultiplyit...by同時In你們可以繼續過你們無聊的Iwantyoucarryonwithdreary,normalthings柴米油鹽醬醋茶的生活youpeopledo.

享受這樣的生活吧Let'sjusthavefunwithComeon.我會回來的Andwilltoyou.現在狠狠甩門Nowslamthereallyhard.他們.還能看到你啊you.-現呢是還是看到啊-Now?-Yourelbow'sstillin.很好Good.他來了邪惡王Thereis,Mr.EvilOverlord噢小班你想過今天嗎

實用文案哦我以前從沒看到過風景I'veneverbefore.蠻城小跟這都我的了Metrocity,Minion,it'smine.如果我的父母現在能看到我的話parentscouldseenow.先生我肯他們在壞蛋的天平向您微笑Sir,I'msurethey'resmilingdownfromevilheaven.現在大好人先生被鏟除了AndMr.GoodyTwo-outthe我有了我想要的一切了IcanhaveeverythingIwant,而且沒人能阻止我了andthere'snoonetostopOh,Minion,youthinkthisdaywouldevercome?沒有完全先生way.atall,從沒過個把年也...我的意思是Never.inamillion...mean...-是我想過-看這精美的吊頂-Yes,Idid.Lookattheintricatemouldings.在看呢在看I'mlooking.looking.這是啥Andwhat'sthis?看上去像基地里的大監視器likeofthegiantmonitorsinthe但好像只有一個畫面啊Butitseemsonlycarryonestation.哦那主人那叫窗戶Oh,that,sir,calledawindow.-窗...所有孩子從這里往外看-Window?-Allthekidsarelookingthroughthem.文案大全

我知道我知Iknow.Iknow.一直饑渴永都得不到滿足Alwaysthirsty,neversatisfied.我能理解漂的小小小小鳥Iunderstandyou,well-dressedbird.無目標空虛都真空了啊難道不是嗎Purposeless,emptiness.avacuum,isn'tit?是啊...你空虛像什么It's...yourvacuumlike?嘿嘿嘿嘿現不行小跟Hey,hey,hey!NotMinion.我和這死魚眼的塑料玩具I'minaheated,existentialdiscussion正在進行關于存在的激烈辯論withthisdead-eyed,plasticdesktoy.有..有么不對嗎先生Is...Issomethingsir?想想Justthinkaboutit.

我們有了一切Wehaveitall.然而我們一無所有Yet,nothing.現在沒有挑戰了justtooeasynow.抱歉我很惑先I'myou'velostme,sir.我的意思是我們做到了不嗎Imean,didit,right?是啊是你到了啊Well,youdidit,sir.是的你說非常清楚Yes,you'vemadethatperfectly那為什么我感覺這么..這么的不給力呢Thenwhydofeelso...mel-on-choly.不給力"Mel-on-choly"?-不興好...-Unhappy.-那我們明天Whatiftomorrow,

實用文案...and...Well,IthinkI'lljustpowerforawhilethen.他總是在那里保護我們那么可靠Hewasalwaysthereforus.Dependable.也許我們認為他就應該這樣你知道的也許Perhapswehimforgranted.know,maybe,直到失去我們才懂得他的珍貴neverreallyknowwehaveituntilit's我們想念你曼衛士我你Wemissyou,MetroImissyou.我還有一個問題要問超級大壞蛋現在滿意了吧AndjustquestionforMegamind:Arehappynow?這是洛克斯安瑞在沒英雄的城市為您報道ThisisRoxanneRitchi,reportingfromacitywithoutahero.接下來你想為奴隸大軍嗎你該知道.....Comingupreadyslavearmy?Whatknow.包起來當是孩子的圣誕禮物吧去綁架洛克斯安瑞馳不couldgokidnapRoxanneRitchi.那一直對您都很給力您是一直覺得這樣很給力嗎Thatalwaysseemstoliftyourspirits.好主意小跟但有他又什么意思呢Goodidea,Minion.Butwithouthim,what'sthepoint?-他先生?-沒-"Him,"-Nothing.好吧那么那...當是考慮下吧OK,allright.We'llthat'ssomethingconsider......還有.我我們先休整下文案大全

thatupgiveittoachildonChristmas,-我們收工了-好明天見哈爾-'causewe'redone.OK.tomorrow,Hal.等等洛絲我正要辦個聚會Wait.Roxie,I'mhavingapartyatmyhouse.就算是放松一下什么的be,offhook,orwhatever.你應該來玩玩我了個DJYoushouldcomeover.Ideejay,租了個氣墊房子搞酒rentedabouncyhouse,madeagallonofdip.

實用文案很不錯的捏besick.噢我我知道哈爾Oh.I...Idon'tknow,Hal.我不想去人多的地方Idon'treallyfeellikebeingaroundbunchofpeople.不不不那好了因只有你我No,no,that'sbestpart.It'llbeyoume.嗷那吸引人啊Wow.that'scertainlytempting,我還請了個婚禮攝影師Ihireaweddingphotographer.That'sjustincasewewerelike,只是以防我們會做什么瘋事somethingcrazyhappenedandwewantedapictureofit.就像是拍一張當紀念你道的Like,maybeweshouldhavethislike,ever.Likea我還是不去了I'mgonna還有些工作要做好了再IhavesomeworkherethatIneedtodo,anyway.好吧周四周四以考慮不Cool.Thursday?SoftThursday?-晚哈爾-那是說周四還是可以啦-Goodnight,Hal.-That'sasoftyesonThursday.我是怎么想?租間氣墊房子What'swrongwithme?Rentedabouncyhouse?姑娘們都不喜歡氣墊房子Chicksdon'tbouncyhouses.他們比較喜歡小丑Theylikeclowns.文案大全

笨蛋車把我手都弄破了Stupidvan!myfinger!我鑄成了大錯I'vemadeahorriblemistake.我無心要毀掉你的Ididn'tmeantodestroyyou.我的意思是我經想要毀掉你Imean,todestroyyou,但沒想到會成功butdidn'tthinkitwouldreallywork.我們該怎么辦?Whatwesupposedtodo?沒有你惡魔在街上會泛濫成的Withoutyou,isrunningrampantthroughthestreets.我已經厭倦了在大街上搗亂I'msotiredofrunningrampantthroughstreets.干嘛要做壞人What'sthepointofbeingbad如果沒有好人來阻止?there'snogoodtotrystop一定要找人去阻止超級大壞蛋SomeonestopMegamind.-嘿我們快撞了-你嚇到我了-we'reclosingsoon.-Youscaredme.-巴里對?-伯德-Barry,right?-Bernard.伯納德剛才只...呃我在自言自語Bernard.IwasWell,Iwastalkingmyself.你可能認為我有點不對勁Youprobablythinkabitnuts.我不可以直接冒犯客人I'mnotallowedtoguestsdirectly.謝謝你只是..伯納德我再待一會兒

實用文案Thankyou.Bernard,I'lljustbeanotherminute.好吧OK.謝謝Thanks.我還有好多邪惡計劃Isomanyevilplanstheworks.傻瓜光線Theilliteracybeam.臺風奶酪Typhooncheese.機械綿羊Robo-sheep.后無來者的較量Battleswewillneverhave.我連道別的機會都沒有Youknow,neverthetosaygoodbye.所以只好趁現在了Sogoodthatwehavetimenow.摧毀這里之前Youknow,beforedestroyplace.我對事不對人只是地方給我太多痛苦回憶Nothingpersonal,justbringstoopainful有人嗎Hello?-有?-是克安-Hello?-Roxanne.-你戲服真是俗不可耐戲服-That'saprettytastelesscostume.-Costume?超級大壞蛋的頭也沒弄得這么夸張Megamind'sheadisnotthatgrosslyexaggerated.文案大全

你居然還做了這么劣質的脫水槍仿制品么..AndacheapreplicaofdehydrationHow...你好?有人?Hello?someonethere?你好?誰在那里?Hello?there?伯納德是你justyou,Bernard.對啊只有一個伯納德Yes.It'sjustme.Bernard.好吧謝謝讓我在這透透氣Well,thankforlettingstay.聽著如果是你的話我不停超過2分鐘37秒Look,Iwouldn'tstayformorethanminutes37seconds我們準備拆墻和天花板Iyou.We'rehavingthewallsceilingremoved.哇聽起來是一次大翻新耶thatsoundslikequitetherenovation.那我和你一起下去好了IguessI'llcatchridedownthen.我一直在想他最后關頭會想做什么Ithinkingwasgonnadooneofhislast-escapes.會吧他真個厲害角色Yeah.wasreallygoodatthose.噢要是這世上有個重啟按鈕就了Oh,ifonlyhadaresetbutton.我已經研究過這個按鈕了I'velookedintoresetbutton.科學根本做不到Thescienceimpossible.噢伯納德..Oh,Bernard...

實用文案我不知道你...多愁善感你還?Ididn'tknowyouhad...feelings.AreyouOK?曼城衛士已經走了再沒人可威脅超級大壞蛋MetroMan'sgone.there'sonelefttochallengeMegamind.想開點吧伯納德Oh,comeBernard.只要惡魔尚在正義者一定會出擊的Aslongthere'sgoodwillriseagainstit.希望如此Oh,wish.我相信總會有人站出來阻止超級大壞蛋IbelievesomeoneisgonnastandupMegamind.-你的這么?-對我的意思是話說-Youreallythinkso?-Yeah.Iit'sliketheysay,時勢造英雄"Heroesaren'tborn,they'remade."英雄能造出來對啊Heroesbemade.That'sit!你只需要找到對的配件就行啦Allyouneedtherightingredients.-對勇-沒-Yeah.Bravery.Yes.-力當-Strength.Ofcourse.-決必的-Determination.Imperative!加一點DNA噢有這個人都可以做英雄AndsmidgenofDNA.Oh,withthat,anyonecanbehero!對啊Yeah!文案大全

我想我們要跑了Iweshouldrun!再見!Bye!是時候要忘掉過去了Timetoputpast只關注未來..Onlyfuture...太近喇我現真的被嚇到了I'mclose!genuinelyscaredrightnow.希望沒被人看到Ihopenoone'sseeing制造一個英雄?等下什?為么CreateaWait,wait,what?youdothat?那我就有對手喇SoIsomeonefight.小跟班我是個沒英雄打的壞Minion,avillainwithoutahero.就像陰缺少了陽Ayinwithnoyang.斗牛賽沒有斗牛Abullfighterwithnofight.也就是說我動力Inotherwords,Inopurpose.來問我打算怎么做來問Now,goingGoon!Ask!你打算怎么做?Howareyougonnait?我打算給某個人還想好是...I'mgoingtogivesomeone...Idon'tknow曼城衛士的能力MetroMan'spowers.我要訓練這個人變成蠻城的新英雄

I'mgoingtotrainthattobecomeMetrocity'snewhero.我在這跟上Overhere!Follow!最終我會這位英雄決戰Andfinally,I'mgoingtofightthathero一場史詩般的正邪之戰inanepicbattleofgoodevil.一切將和以前一樣Whichwillputeverythingthewayitwas...世界還是一樣的愉快美好...whentheperfectrosy.小跟班看著曼衛士的斗篷Behold,Minion,cape.看清楚了告訴我你看到什么Lookclosely.mewhatyousee.-頭?-對就他的DNA-Dandruff?-Yes.It'shisDNA.從這里我們以找到他的超能源頭Fromwe'llextractsourceMan'spower.主人我覺這是個壞主意Sir,Ithisbadidea.對這是個超級邪惡的主意無能比Yes!Thisisaverywickedlybadideaforgreatergoodman.但我意思是這種壞有點不怎么...Butsayingthisakindofbadthat...好吧或許你看來超級邪惡youmightthinkisgoodinyourperception,但普通人看來只是點壞而已

實用文案現在我們有一次機會Now,wehavejustshotatthis.我們必須找個合適的對象心要高貴Wemustsuitablesubject,someoneofnobleheartmind.總是無私地替別人著想Whoputsthewelfareotherstheirown.到底什么在響啊WhatonEarthisthat?主人聽起是從那里傳出來的tobeemanatingfromthere,喔羅?OIIo.是哈""Hello."哈羅?像這樣?Hello?Likethat?-伯納德是我洛克安-是洛克斯安-Bernard,it'sRoxanne.Roxanne.我打來是想謝謝你那天的鼓勵Ijustthankyouinspiringmetheotherday.-噢你也啟發了我-太好了-Oh,youinspiredtoo.-Great!是時候去阻止超級大壞蛋告他我們不會任憑擺布westoodupMegamindandshowhimhecan'tusaround.噢是嗎她好可愛Oh,really?She'ssocute.我對他的下落已經有頭緒了I'malreadyhotonhisbutaperceptionit...justplainbad.噢你本不曉得什么是好壞Oh,don'tknowwhat'sgoodforbad.文案大全

-什么啟發了你啊主人-Andgivesyouthatidea?Sir?我剛找到他的秘密藏身處Ijustfoundhissecrethideout.

她怎么找到我的藏身Howdidfindmyhideout?!呃你么找到他的藏身處的Howdidyoufindhishideout?

實用文案nearbywhenyoucalled.穿著西?Inasuit?這叫.式競"那不重要這是曼城唯一一棟建筑物屋頂有假天文臺ThisisonlybuildingCitywithafakeobservatoryonroof.算了她沒法找到秘密入口的OK.There'snoshe'llfindthesecretentrance.有張地毯寫秘密入口"There'sadoormatherethatsays"SecritEntrance"!-小!我老忘記入口在哪-Minion!Ikeptforgettingitwas.她會發現我們所有的秘密She'lldiscoveralloursecrets!-噢不-你個笨科學廢品-Oh,-Youwittedcreationofscience!-什?-什不不不你洛斯安-What?no,notyou,Roxanne.沒有我剛對我母親的骨灰...喊大叫No,Iwasjustyellingatmy...mother'surn.不要亂來我很快到Don'tdoanything.I'llberightthere.洛克斯安Roxanne?噢不吧又見了Ohno,again!洛克斯安Roxanne?很高興你在這等一你怎這快就到啊I'mgladyou'rehere.Wait,yougetheresofast?呃我我好在這附近競走Well,I...Ihappenedtowalking文案大全

called...formalwalking,that'snotimportant.我來帶路吧這路看起來比較刺激Ibettertakelead.Thiswaylooksexciting.不那寫著出口"No,itsays"Exit."也就是刺激的另一種說法對Whichistheabbreviationfor"exciting,"right?這里就是喇ThisisIode!-哇快看啊哇-Wow.Justlookatthisthing.-Wow.知道嗎我真需要你幫忙解開些秘密Youknow,reallycoulduseyourhelpdeciphering-真的嗎-你專啊-Really?-You'reanexpert-很了解超級大壞蛋的一切對吧?-對沒錯-allthingsMegamind,right?-Yes.Right.我們共同協力找到他的邪惡計劃并阻他Together,wecouldfigureouthisplanforthecityandstop-要加入?-噢太玩了-Areyou-Oh,fun!我就想聽這句That'shear.小跟班暗號派蠅出來Minion,Code:SendInTheBrain-bots.你知道的當號發出...Youknow,thewholepointofacodeis...噢暗號照就對了小跟Oh,JustDoMinion.

入侵者入侵!入侵者Intruder!Intruder!Intruder!-是啊們這群蠢材伯納德!-It'sme,youBernard!是你爹啊超級大壞蛋Megamind.-你伯納德怎么樣了噢伯德對了-WhathaveyoudoneBernard?-Oh,Bernard?yes.我正在折磨他I'mhorriblethingstoman.我不想傷害他不過些鐳射光線釘子Idon'twanttointoit,butlasers,spikes.

實用文案真的奏效了你苗條啊Well,it'sreallypayingoff!You'resofit,還有著不可思議的魅力andstrangelycharismatic.你沒事?AreOK?我盡力了但太厲害了Imybest,he'sfantastic.給我吧這么的槍我幫你拿Here.Letmecarrythatheavyfor我來就好Iuscovered.-放手這是我的槍-伯德快跑-Letmine!-Bernard,run!洛克斯?Roxanne?不求你不!不用鐳射光線不用釘子No,please!Notlasersthespikes!-你道鉆孔器吧-噢不要不要鉆!-Youknowthe-Oh,no!the-放走然的話..不什-Lethim不然的話我就會知道這把奇形怪狀槍的用途Orgonnafindoutthisweird-Iookinggundoes.不別槍別這把槍No,don'tshoot!Don'tshootthat我這就去救他justget-放我這惡魔-做!-me,youfiend!Never!他的力量太強大!Hisstrength's噢我到!Oh,out!文案大全

-快被你弄爛了-給我!-You'regoingtobreakit!-Giveitme!噢不Oh,no!洛克斯?!Roxanne?!那到底是誰啊?WhoonEarththat?-救命啊-洛克斯!-Help!-Roxanne!伯納德你是對的門后真夠刺激的Bernard!Youwererightaboutthatdoorbeingexciting.-入侵者入!-走這邊-Intruder!Intruder!-Thisway.入侵者入侵!入侵者Intruder!Intruder!Intruder!你在干?Whatdoing?

這能阻止它們拿著This'llstopHere!

實用文案She'sbeenthroughatraumaticexperience.我想我要帶他回家了再謝謝你伯納德有點太極端了不是?Seemsabitextreme,doesn't-快!爹爹我很抱歉-Justthrowit!-Daddy'ssorry.-哇真激啊對-Wow.Thatwasreallyexciting.--你強大啊我知道-Youwereverystrongthere.Iknow.除了曼城衛士我沒過有人能阻止他I'veneveranyonebutManstanduphimlikethat.-怎回?-哈發生什么事?-going-Hal,happened?我想有只蜜蜂撞到我鼻子了Iaflewupmynose.我正準備沖進去救你Iwasjustabouttomakemyfrontalassaultrescueyou,但貌似有50個者襲擊我所我必須要先對付他們butlike50triedattackme,soIhadtobeat'emup,我搞定了我他全部都哭著...andIdid,andI...Theyall,like,cryingand-哇好敢啊對?你是?-Wow,abraveone,isn'tWhoare噢這這伯納德我的檔Oh,thi...thisBernard.He'smypartner.-搭?-對對搭-Partner?-Yes.Yes.Partner.聽著搭檔我是她的搭檔她是不曉得自己在說什么Well,look,"partner,"I'mherpartner.Shedoesn'tknowwhatshe'ssaying.她有創傷后遺癥文案大全

I'dbettertakehimhome.again,Bernard.搭檔我明打給你calltomorrow,partner.好啊沒問等你話Yeah,I'dlikethat.真奇怪啊你Thatwasweirdforeverybody,因為你意外地不抱我反而抱他'causeyouaccidentallyinsteadofme.主人?主人Sir?Sir!暗:你知道那是誰了嗎Code:DidYouFindOutItwas?暗:把車開過來Code:Car.暗:馬上到人Code:RightAway,-再見-明見哈-bye!-Seeyoutomorrow,Hal.我不會鎖門免你晚點想來看我leaveunlockedincaseyouwanttocheckonlater.這男的是誰啊?我已經被注入神力了Whoisthismaninfusedwithgodlikepower?主人他叫爾斯圖爾特28歲Well,sir,hisname'sHalStewart.He's28yearsold.沒有犯罪前科事上完全沒記criminalrecord.Actuallynorecordsatall.很明顯這個男人一事無成Apparentlymanhasn'taccomplishedanything.

實用文案小跟班還沒已還.而Notyet,Minion.Not...yet.難道日子不能變得有趣一點嗎Couldthisdaygetanymorefun-tastic?所以我要過去射毀他的力量因這根本就是個錯誤So,willjustaheadanddiffusehimsincethisisclearlyamistake.不小班這兒遠沒那么簡單No,Minion!There'ssomethingmorepowerfulatworkhere.這不是錯誤這是命中注定的Thisismistake.It'sdestiny.哈爾斯拖特準迎接你的命運吧HalShtewart!Prepareforyourdestiny!哈爾哈斯拖特Hal?HalShtewart?-嘿在上-我得對嗎-Hey!thebed!-sayingright?念斯爾特才"Stewart."想打劫嗎Isthisarobbery?因為對面的女士擁有更多值錢東西'Causeladyacrossthehallhaswaybetterstuffthanme.噢看是哈斯爾特快噴一Oh,look,it'sHalStewart.Quick,spray.用